The act of having anal sex with a guy or girl and having fecal matter and lube blow back onto yourself. Resembles when you strike oil.
by cj04 June 23, 2005
A movement that seeks to make the state of texas an independant nation or in other words to seceed from the U.S.
John is in the texas nationalist movement.
by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2010
A waste of populated swamp lands referred to as the swamp ass country. Mostly populated by degenerative incest families who drink at the orange bar.
by 92910 February 18, 2016
Damn, that bitch Jamie is a freak. I gave her a shot of everclear and she said she wanted a Texas Seed Shot
by Splooge August 08, 2004
A term used among the deer hunting community to describe an amateurish or other wise incompetent hunter who, through carelessness or lack of skill, shoots his deer directly in the ass instead of the vitals. These so-called hunters usually demonstrate the act on immature bucks or small does as these animals are easy game even for novice hunters. Luckily, big bucks seldom fall victim to this type of incompetence due to the fact they easily outsmart these neophyte hunters.
The phrase is derived from novice hunters acting like 'cowboys' in the woods, shooting without aiming, taking risky shots and posing other hazards, ultimately wounding deer with the dreaded 'texas heart shot'.
The phrase is derived from novice hunters acting like 'cowboys' in the woods, shooting without aiming, taking risky shots and posing other hazards, ultimately wounding deer with the dreaded 'texas heart shot'.
Man #1: Anybody have any luck at your hunting camp yet?
Man #2: No but Jeff has taken a few texas heart shots!
Man #1: Man, what's that guys problem????
Man #2: No but Jeff has taken a few texas heart shots!
Man #1: Man, what's that guys problem????
by The Gov'nor July 24, 2013
While engaging in doggy style sex with your partner, using a pair of scisiors or buzz cutter you try to remove as much of their hair as possible without them becoming aware.
Your partner has a bad hair cut so give them the Texas Barber's Pole. Your the barber and they ride your pole.
by Trevor Gould September 27, 2006
Dude, my girlfriend wanted to get crazy last night so I went to Boston Market, loaded up on corn, and about an hour later I gave her a steamy North Texas corndog. It was awesome. Then I put on my robe.
by Sir Icabod Von Nisselroy November 01, 2007