Runner up in American Idol season 7. His fanbase is exclusively made up of teenagers. Although he can only sing ballads he made it to the top while so many others with a lot more talent than him were thrown out. Archuletard's altime favorite word is "gosh" the second being "thankyou." He usually combines them when speaking to Paula Abdul after she says she's going to murder him and hang his head in her car.
-Paula Abdul: I want ti squish you, squish your head off and dangle you from my rearview mirror.
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)
by LilyBlack May 25, 2008
When you tell a woman you can make your dick disappear and
she says well how can you do that and you explain to her that all she has to do is open her mouth!!!!!
she says well how can you do that and you explain to her that all she has to do is open her mouth!!!!!
My girlfriend wanted to watch tv the other night and I told her wait a little while longer because David Copperfield is coming
by stuart williams November 07, 2006
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by Da Bish March 16, 2008
The sort of guy who will be there for you no matter what.
The sort of guy that has a silly face and a cute as hell smile.
The sort of guy with the most beautiful eyes, you could get lost in them.
The sort of guy who would always put you before himself.
The sort of guy thats got HUGE muscles.
The sort of guy that snuggles you could have all day everyday.
The sort of guy whos kisses have a lasting impression on you.
The sort of guy who gets stressed over small things and needs to realise how much people care about him, especially a wee one.
The sort of guy that no matter what you go through, you will always go back to him
for the simple reason that nobody compares to David Bairstow
The sort of guy you could love forever.
The sort of guy that has a silly face and a cute as hell smile.
The sort of guy with the most beautiful eyes, you could get lost in them.
The sort of guy who would always put you before himself.
The sort of guy thats got HUGE muscles.
The sort of guy that snuggles you could have all day everyday.
The sort of guy whos kisses have a lasting impression on you.
The sort of guy who gets stressed over small things and needs to realise how much people care about him, especially a wee one.
The sort of guy that no matter what you go through, you will always go back to him
for the simple reason that nobody compares to David Bairstow
The sort of guy you could love forever.
by Cheeky Face November 10, 2010
The only wigger that didn't come from the suburbs and black people like him. And he's crazy. (uses the word beer a lot)
by David Craven November 23, 2007