playing the pink guitar

Masturbation, jacking off.

Arthur was "playing the pink guitar" when his secretary suddenly walked in his office.

by Buddha Mama December 15, 2008

playing my cards

When you play your "cards" or moves on someone you like

I'm playing my cards to win the heart of that girl

by God of Everything November 18, 2013

Playing the Invisible banjo

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo

Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.

by darfieldboy June 8, 2011

Cold Play Fan

1.A person who excessively wears beanies and would probably climb Mount Everest

Roman is such a Cold Play Fan, sometimes I wish he’d just take off his beanie and reveal his hair.

by Boopityscoopity February 5, 2019

Playing Go-Karts

The act of sitting across from your homie and using his left and right testicles and the gas and brake. To steer you use his shaft as a joystick. To shift you use his nipples. This act is actually very heterosexual and not quee.

Me: Hey Liam, do you want to try playing go-karts?
Liam: Yeah sure man I'm down, although last time it really hurt my balls.

by Amateurmilfhunter69 May 15, 2022

playing face invaders

Term for fellatio, usually used by females who are unwilling to perform the act due to demanding clumsy or unappreciative lovers.

"Oh hell, Simon's bound to want to play Face Invaders tonite if I go around to his place!"

by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004

Play me better

a synonym for whatever.

(girl one)You smell like fish
(girl two)play me better

by Nikki December 3, 2003