careful cat

verb: The act of dry humping your sleeping or semi-conscious partner's back.

"I gave my sleeping, pregnant wife the careful cat."

by Chuck Peters August 26, 2006

Hood Cat

A feline that is regularly seen around the neighbourhood.

"Hey! Look at that big white cat."
"Oh, yeah, that's just MacGyver, he's the local Hood Cat."

by Hood Cats Australia January 17, 2012

Vigilante Cat

The vigilante cat is a cat who is a vigilante, he has x-ray vision, so he can see through wood, nothing else, just wood, he fights crimes with his vigilante cat powers, his powers are being vigilante and having x-ray vision to see through wood.

Joe: It's like a vigilante cat.
Kane: What's a vigilante cat?
Joe: it's a cat that is a vigilante.
Kane: Wait, what?
Joe: It has x-ray vision, so it can see through wood.
Kane: That makes absolutely no sense at all...
Joe: it doesn't have to, it's vigilante cat.

by Kanosaur October 17, 2010

cat napper

crazy people who kid nap your cats

"mum someone stole our cat again"
mum- "im going to shoot that fucking cat napper"

by anti ag jab April 13, 2009

cat puke

Female ejaculation

Dude ryan when that girl squirted it looked like cat puke, ya kenny she needs to shave that bush

by kenny March 19, 2004

pusheen cat

THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD

A:you are a pusheen cat
K: awww thanks,you to
A: -o-

by :3 :3 :3 April 04, 2017

cat stevens

One of the greatest singers of all time
who became a muslim and changed his name to Yusef Islam

Cat Stevens is awesome no matter what religion he believes in

by 357951 January 17, 2011