No Bitches

A condition that afflicts people like Claudia, Paul, Martin. It adresses the severe lack of female companionship.

Why is Claudia so down tonight?

It's sadly cause she has No Bitches.

by poopityscoopwhop March 21, 2022

Has Bitches

To have bitches is to be like Nikolai. Having bitches means you’re not single, unlike Bonnie.

Damn, Nikolai has bitches! A shit ton of them-
- Yeah, unlike Bagel.

by Wowzers_Its_A_Username March 19, 2022

sewer bitch

A person that secretly hates you, but pretends to be your friend on social media.

That fucking sewer bitch posted a pic of me that was taken in private.

by Falc_uno March 28, 2022

Bitch

A person that teaches kids.

Bitch: Open the maths book, page 35.
Kid: no.

by Hypixelskyblockcansuckmydick. February 3, 2022

little bitch

a really short person who thinks they're all that but can't do shit

PERSON 1: "OMG who why are you talking so much shit?"
PERSON 2: "Cuz they're a little bitch"

by thatbxtch.00 December 9, 2020

Bitch

A way to call your closest friends

Bitch! Did you see that new outfit on FashionNova

by Hey Bitches !!!!! May 18, 2020

Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS)

This is a cutting-edge gender neutral neurological disorder, officially characterized by a range of symptoms including extreme feelings of jealousy which can lead to outrageously stupid actions. While presently untreatable, medical enthusiasts advise drinking a lot of alcohol to alleviate many of its side effects (for the benefit of the greater good).

Their extreme feelings envy resulted in such craziness that it was directly attributed to an unofficial diagnosis for Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS).

by happigoluckiman April 9, 2025