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Shit Depression

When someone, usually teenagers, are telling everyone that they have depression, listening to sad music and doing all that depressive stuff, but you can clearly say that they don't have any depression at all and are just posing, because depression is something cool sounding for them.
-i'm 14, i litteraly broke up with my boyfriend, i have two maths tomorrow and my parents don't want to buy me new iPhone, i think i wanna suicide, i have depression.
-You with your shit depression are so cringe.
by PaulMiller1225 September 23, 2021
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The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017
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unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!
"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"
by LillDaryl September 6, 2023
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Shit

I shit myself really myself really bad and it hurt and it was very spicy
Shit is spicy
by Peepee poopoo check November 7, 2020
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shames the shit

If something "shames the shit" of something else, it is a slur on the object or person, claiming that they are very inferior to their creator.
You shame the shit from your father's arse.
by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004
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Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit

The term "Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit" is used when you want to express that someone is a "fucking piece of shit", but you want more pizzazz
Hey Mike! You're a Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit!
by PitifulIris April 3, 2021
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Meteor shits

When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.
"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.
by Hedonismbot17287 October 6, 2018
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