shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

dick

good for mouth if held in give creamy supersize snack.

i like dick in my mouth it give me snack.

by daguquwe February 8, 2022

logan be dick

penis face

logan be dick face

by linden boi December 10, 2018

Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

food dick

when the food makes you horny.

Damn my food dick is so hard right now, I can eat a horse.

by poshzilla March 16, 2020

`~`Psychosomatic`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`

`~`Psychosomatic`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`

`~`Psychosomatic`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

dick-jumper

A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.

Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.

by anonymous September 27, 2021