A place where you can smell miami mint geek bar mixed with period blood at all times! and maybe learn sometimes but thats rare for this school. its filled with a bunch of lafayette hill preppy lululemon wearing girls, conshy and plymouth ppl who try to be ghetto, whites who say the n-word, weed smokers, and drug doers. unless you wanna go to a school where their is 5 fights in one day, do NOT recommend.
person 1: where do you go to school
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
by orange_love374 July 16, 2025
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by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 September 2, 2024
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middle school is a low security prison filled with crackheads and extremely diverse enviroment
high school is a high security prison either its gonna filled with shitheads that you will meet and have the sudden urge to kill them or your actual possible friends and teachers wont do shit like gta 5 police if they see you punch someone in self defense they will kick your ass
about school food they taste like ass
oh right morons who bully you they dont want attention they want you to suffer but like what a wise person said curbstomp the bully and they will stop so ignoring them is like ignoring a minefield and walk straight into it
they may go far as attacking you for one of the most braindead reasons possible and your parents have high expectations they expect too much from you you wont just think shit out of thin air if your teacher do have basic human decency your lucky
middle school is a low security prison filled with crackheads and extremely diverse enviroment
high school is a high security prison either its gonna filled with shitheads that you will meet and have the sudden urge to kill them or your actual possible friends and teachers wont do shit like gta 5 police if they see you punch someone in self defense they will kick your ass
about school food they taste like ass
oh right morons who bully you they dont want attention they want you to suffer but like what a wise person said curbstomp the bully and they will stop so ignoring them is like ignoring a minefield and walk straight into it
they may go far as attacking you for one of the most braindead reasons possible and your parents have high expectations they expect too much from you you wont just think shit out of thin air if your teacher do have basic human decency your lucky
"im gonna get sick intentionally"
"Wait Why would you want to be infected with a random disease?"
"to not go to school"
"ok"
"Wait Why would you want to be infected with a random disease?"
"to not go to school"
"ok"
by deez knots January 4, 2023
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At School...
“Hey Mrs. Atkins, why are you such a dumb fucking cunt who could give two shits about my education?”
“ *Belch* Because the -burp- government gives me money you arrogant little shit. Get back to work before I call your dad and have him beat your fucking ass until you scream for the sweet release of death!”
“Hey Mrs. Atkins, why are you such a dumb fucking cunt who could give two shits about my education?”
“ *Belch* Because the -burp- government gives me money you arrogant little shit. Get back to work before I call your dad and have him beat your fucking ass until you scream for the sweet release of death!”
by Cuntshitassfuck September 27, 2018
Get the School mug.Ah the classic all girls, saint Mary’s school in Raleigh NC. Where the white bitches wear nothing but tight lulu fits, Sam jackets and golden goose. You can always trust us to share some drama. Where the black girls act white and get offended by almost everything. The summer time consist of wearing booty shorts, crop tops and finished with some pair of 1000$ dollar shoes. The winter consist of sweatpants, a huge sweatshirt, and uggs. But who cares when there’s no boys. Plus, who needs boys when we can just have yours. I can not tell you how many people come to this school on the daily with either a new colored hair, or orange skin from those damn spray tans. We are classier than classy and that’s okay because we basically run Raleigh and we run all the boys. Don’t make us mad because than we’ll just steal your man. We basically own all of ravenscroft, broughton and of course, the all boys brother school, woodberry. So don’t fuck with our guys or you’ll just get you feelings hurt. In order to be at this school, your family has gotta be richer than rich, which is why most of us will probably never work a day in our lives and just live off of our parents money until we get married and drive our kids to their private pre-school everyday in our Matte black Range Rover equipped with black out rims and tinted windows. Only to go back home to our big ass houses while our husbands are at work and have bible study with the girls.
by LillyjohnsonisTIKTOKfamous January 16, 2020
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