The Shit

Kayliana

Kayliana is the shit.

by anailyak November 14, 2020

Shit

Fortnite

Person 1: "hey man, you play fortnite?"
Person 2: "That shit? Nah never"

by I want a free name to use April 26, 2020

Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.

Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.

by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022

Taking a 90s Shit

Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.

Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill

by azelyn cooter head April 11, 2023

Chicken shit

Somebody who waits until decades and decades after somebody's death to celebrate their death/downfall.

The chicken shit didnt want to be the only chicken shit celebrating the death/downfall of the person/statue of the person, so he or she got a whole group of people to spread the celebration like wildfire, that way it wouldn't be gloating or awkward for him or her.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Shit

The brown stuff that comes outa ya ass.

Dude did you take a *SHIT* Today?

by SHITTELLERRR February 8, 2018

piece of shit drill

We all know why you searched this, fellow heister, so i thought I'd give you the satisfaction of seeing a result from it

If you're this fucking bored to be searching payday references in urban dictionary, go watch youtube or maybe, hear me out PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

'Oxton: *middle finger* "Piece of shit drill!"

by Agent_Z March 1, 2025