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Toe faced bitch

When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.

An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.

Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:

Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?

What ugly woman, where she at?

That toe faced bitch right there!

Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.

My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!

It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm

Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...

But what if I'm drunk?

You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
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bitch

a term used to describe a person who is either a) way better than you and you're jealous or b)someone who ate the last cookie
Jen: she's such a bitch
Abby: what did she do?
Jen: she ate the last goddamn cookie
by kaelyn_macd February 1, 2017
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Bitch

The best cuss word in history of swears; very easy to use when describing somebody.
•“Sup bitch.”
•”He’s a bitch!”
•”They’re acting like bitches!”
by anon bxtch April 17, 2022
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no bitches?

A term when somebody doesn't get anything
Yesn't
"Where are my bitches?"
"Son, have you noticed you haven't got any bitches this year, or last year, or the year before?"
"Wait what? No bitches?"
"Yeah..."
by theteeheegod1 June 15, 2022
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muffy bitch

What you get called in the torchys parking lot by some drunk old trailer trash lady trying to pull out of her parking spot while you're so-called "in the way"
by Wakebitchez October 6, 2016
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bitch

bitch: ur ugly
cool guy: ur dad is dead
by howsenselessdeath_ September 18, 2023
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Bitch

A crabby, irritable, even nasty dog. Aka pregnant female.
You're such a bitch
by Kaekellll March 31, 2022
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