A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
by SonicFanon1 June 02, 2023
Everyone thinks dying in ur sleep is the most peaceful way to go, my great grandma use to say when u die in ur sleep angles bring u up to heaven ,but sometimes angles can be clumsy and drop you ...have you ever had a dream where u where falling and woke up?
Have you ever had a dream where you died in your sleep
Dying in your sleep - the angles didn’t drop you this time
Dying in your sleep - the angles didn’t drop you this time
by Dying in your sleep December 01, 2019
by nigga419434 June 12, 2023
by MikeHoncho77 May 15, 2025
This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor February 19, 2016
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 04, 2024
The 24th of august is national give your gf your hoodie day <3 this definition definitely wasn’t made by a girl that wants his hoodie….
Girl: GUESS WHAT
Guy: no1. What and no2. Calm it
GIRL: NO IM NOT CALMING IT ITS NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GF YOUR HOODIE DAY
Guy: alr then sounds reasonable
Girl: * forever happy*
Guy: no1. What and no2. Calm it
GIRL: NO IM NOT CALMING IT ITS NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GF YOUR HOODIE DAY
Guy: alr then sounds reasonable
Girl: * forever happy*
by GIMME THAT HOODIE <3 August 18, 2022