you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

you need a 99 chance

but you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

by PugInARug July 3, 2025

nans at you

when you nan at somebody

-nans at you-

thanks for the nan!

by nanny fwnnny April 3, 2021

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024

Get you a block

somebody help me out with this one.. lol the O.G. said he could get me a block .. and i just kinda was like .. wym? Then i copped and bounced. Never found out what he meant.

"Nigga i can't believe i'm on urban dictionary tryna figure out with this man meant when he said he could get me a block". What does get you a block mean? and that's the definition of get you a block.

by Dro_Rose December 24, 2023

you qian

The kind to pass off as an ordinary school boy but once you get to know him, he is a walking living meme and you can definitely count on him to lighten the mood!
Takes everything lightly(or as a joke)
A must have in every friend group

"omg have you seen you qian? He is unbelievably hot and such a cutie"
"He's got the brains and looks"

by justboredthiings July 5, 2022

what sets you ba

a question one might ask a counterpart to determine what gang they associate themselves with

Ghost: "Yo, what sets you bag?"
Paul: "Crips"
Ghost: "Now I'm gonna have to curb stomp you"

by RyanVerole October 30, 2007