King Shit of Fuck Mountain

noun

1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.

b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.

EXAMPLE A:

Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."

EXAMPLE B:

Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."

by HONKYSAUCE September 9, 2013

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fuck a nigga cos sin

When you gotta fuck a nigga mathematically.

"Yo he says he's better than you at algebra."
"Yo I'm finna fuck a nigga cos sin."

by El Señor June 2, 2017

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fuck you in your mouth

Oral sex, espically very vigously

"I'm gunna fuck you in your mouth bitch."

"Okay hold up, let me tie my hair back"

by Evan916 September 29, 2006

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middle of butt fuck nowhere

A place with no real distinguishing markers, or specific location.

Girl - where are you form
Guy - TudRuckersField
Girl wheres that?
Guy - In the middle of butt fuck nowhere

by Dom_awsome December 13, 2007

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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

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