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your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY
your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.
by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020
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Turn your OC into a bunny day!

This is in July 19
And you shall turn your OC into a bunny!
Person1: Ayo its Turn your OC into a bunny day! You know what that means!!
Artist who hates bunnies: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by GeebusDweebus July 19, 2021
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ate your rubber dick aybd

This mean that the girl or man has ate ur rubber dick accidently or can also mean aybd rubber dick
Im so sorry paula aybd last night it really was high quality almost chockes xo xo or son i saw your rubber dick last night please tell me it was ur girlfriends ate your rubber dick aybd
by suck pussy abyd May 19, 2020
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Crack your Nokia

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!
by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018
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Your mom's ape

Something you say to a question you don't feel like explaining.
Clueless person: "What's that?"

You: "your mom's ape"
by Your mom's ape February 25, 2021
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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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Swing off your nuts

by Linseadoil January 22, 2018
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