Don’t stifle your tinkle

Don’t stop trying to pee.

Don’t stifle your tinkle too much. That’s bad for you.

by ax_colleen May 8, 2020

Your Mom

Noun: The Person Who Is Your Mother
Verb: A very overused comeback, mainly used by not intelligent children.

Person 1: Bro… You are Ugly.
Person 2: Your Mom!

by Roomieofficial November 13, 2022

pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

reel your beacon

Chill the fuck out

Angela: I need my child support! I'm done fucking around with you!

Gary: Reel your beacon, you'll get it!

by Beacon July 7, 2015

Remember Your Wiring

It is an unusual saying that compares someone's mind to a wire which can also extend, connect, or even get tangled to other wires. One's thoughts are similar to that, it can often times be complicated.

Always remember your wiring for it is a reminder that life is not simple to figure out.

by nameless-002 July 1, 2022

Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!

"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"

by Leuko April 8, 2024

Your mom

Your mom, or its composition; Ym²C is the denses object to have ever been discovered, researched, and preserved By humanity, it is a common building material for large scale projects.

1. Your mom is usually used on achors and other heavy objects/machineries etc.

2. When exposed to "Your dad" or Dd¹m it'll make a by-product called You or Cm¹p⁰A or another popular nickname for it, "little cumstain" will be produced, but as a strange phenomena, compound Dd¹m will disappear for no unexplained reason.

3. Your mom Weighs more than ~500 elephants stacked together under the Mariana trench.

by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022