When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 03, 2018
When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
Better than just "cool". So cool, in fact, that the extension "shit" needs to be used to show the difference between said awesomeness and normal "cool".
Person 1: Leah is totally cool and shit
Person 2: I know right. Michael's pretty cool too... and shit.
Person 1: I wish we were as awesome as they are.
Person 2: I know right. Michael's pretty cool too... and shit.
Person 1: I wish we were as awesome as they are.
by Mayor Lender December 15, 2013
by username___897 April 28, 2024
by Russo903 November 10, 2017
This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.
by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018
"This word describes someone who alters their behavior, particularly around girls, in an attempt to appear tough or cool, but ends up behaving foolishly or teasing others. This individual may resort to physical aggression, name-calling, and making jokes that are not well-received, all while claiming it's in good humor."
by Deesh777 May 09, 2024