Shit

Poop

I have to take a shit Tom!!

by I succed my ded gramp at schol June 6, 2018

Shit

you.

Hey, whats shit?
YOU.

by fiaebtag May 16, 2018

shit

YOU.

whats shit
YOU.

by fiaebtag May 17, 2018

No shit, Sherlock.

When someone says someone is a dumbass and you become a smartass.

Sherlock: "It's cold today."

Watson: "No shit, Sherlock."

Sherlock: "F*ck you, Watson."

by cheerlover37 June 7, 2018

Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts

To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree

I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL

by SwankBank June 7, 2018

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

Shit for brains

when you don't have a clue of what your doing

Damn! Bob this is so easy... But apparently not cause you have shit for brains.....

by purde June 9, 2018