Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.

I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”

by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020

Little shit

An offensive name to call someone who is annoying especially in terms of a small child

Karen's son is an annoying little shit that gets whatever he wants and is constantly throwing temper tantrums

by tiddylicker420 May 27, 2020

Shit Gamer syndrome

Recently discovered medical theory shows certain individuals are just born with this syndrome where they lack the hand to eye coordination to effectively and efficiently play games or lack the IQ required to play tactical games.

A serious syndrome with no cure till this date,
Also noting quite prevalent among Somali males.

He shows many symptoms of SGS.
I'm sorry to hear you have shit gamer syndrome.

by Bidgickboy May 27, 2020

The old shit spirit

A feeling one might feel when one says, "Oh shit".

It's a really nice day for the old shit spirit.

by Normanish June 2, 2020

Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020

Shit Cunt

John Naylor

Owes money = shit cunt

by 1alwayzw1n June 4, 2020

Northern Shit Box

A person and who comes from a family of wealth, has a secondary residence in Northern Michigan, does whatever they would like without regard for others or consequences of their actions, loves White Claw, and loves Donny T.

Justin said he saw quite a few Northern Shit Boxes coming into the Meijer yesterday.

by ReneeD. June 7, 2020