Balls appreciation day

The day that all humans appreciate the miracle that is a set of manly balls.

John - Happy ‘balls appreciation day, Buddy’.
Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’
Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?

by Minty burns November 5, 2019

hariana day

hariana day is august 17th when harry styles attended ariana grande’s sweetener world tour.

oh it’s august 17th? that’s hariana day! happy hariana day hoes <333 still waiting for that pic of them 🙄

by ouieroda August 24, 2021

Jem day

A day to celebrate an awesome person that always makes everyone laugh and is the best person in the world!

Random person: Today is Jem day (18th of September)
other Rp: what’s that?
Random person: it’s a day to celebrate Jem for being a amazing person!
other Rp: oh yeah that’s right!

by minasmask September 12, 2021

National Send Nudes Day

February 26th. Go and get yourself some nice ass.

Bruh today is National Send Nudes Day.

by God'sTwitter February 26, 2020

national blasian day

national blasian day !! 16th june

national day for blasians = national blasian day

by smdymzesty June 16, 2024

national kiss your gf day

august 8th, national kiss your girlfriend day!

bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*

gf: why’d you do that?

bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!

gf: oh, okay!

by johnnyshotgirlfriend August 3, 2021

Fuck a femboy day

On July 19th it is national fuck a femboy day. A date in which all femboys are granted a pass to have sex with anyone as long as they consent.

uy 1: "dude tomorrow is fuck a femboy day"

Femboy: "I cant wait UwU"

by dfgggfdgfddfg July 25, 2023