Adam & Eve Shit

Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7
“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”

“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit
by HeathDickens02 March 27, 2024
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Aftershock Shits

After dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, wiping and thinking youre done, another round of dookie is ready to escape the bum hole, and you are immediately back on the porcelain throne. Does not need to be diarrhea.
*Person 1 exits bathroom*

Person 2: Finally

*Person 1 eyes widen and rushes back in*

Person 2: Hey! You literally just finished

Person 1: I got Aftershock Shits dude!
by Doll of nightmares September 04, 2022
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Simpsons that shit

It's a phrase that describes when a specific media franchise ( example -The Simpsons) is well past it's due date but the creators still insist on doing more and more - sometimes out of spite.
We can stop now OR we can keep going until any quality control that was once there is gone out the window forever. YEA ! Let's Simpsons that shit !
by familyguyfan555 October 15, 2023
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Shit art

An art created by Shitters spreading the shit out of their shits all over the fucking bathroom door so they make it spell: Shit Here
Why is parts of the bathroom door brown and they spell "Shit HERE"
OH FUCK U DUNNO WHATS A Shit Art ? YOU SHITTARD
by BeechAwssNeegah March 26, 2017
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Shit sleigh

Putting a piece of toilet paper in the toilet so the poo can land on it and sleigh down to the water part.
- I'm going to the toilet, Richard.
- Be careful, it is late, do the shit sleigh so you don't wake up your parents.
by kubik23_23 February 15, 2018
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Pink shit

Dumb blonde that has to pee a lot and hits on underage men
I was walking threw Walmart and saw a lot of pink shits running to the bathroom
by Boodiemaster500 November 13, 2021
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Shit pickler

When something just ain’t going right, or when someone just is fucked in general
Man look at that crack head, he sure is a shit pickler
by Hashsimons September 13, 2020
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