National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019

Michael Day

A day that is all about Michael, usually October 30th.

Lain: “You know Michael day?”.

Everyone: “YESSS!! I love spoiling Michael on Michael day!”.

by notlains October 30, 2020

Having a Doog Day

Not a good day, its a "Doog day." Meaning the day is strange in a way that you haven't decided you feel about.

I'm having a Doog day.

by my.pseudonym.is.this July 8, 2022

eat uranium day

on june 1st eat uranium day is a day where you can eat uranium without the feds stopping you

Man: it's june 1st its eat uranium day horray

by jackulaus May 30, 2024

Long dollar day

When u get Holiday pay plus time and a half for working OT. double time and a half is a long dollar day

today was a long dollar day!

by bigvessel November 29, 2019

Please ur gf day

On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.

Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here

by Himonkey345 November 13, 2021

National Scam children and blow up there house day

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file

man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day

by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023