Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

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fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh

Fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019

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Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.

You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT

by Zelda_. April 15, 2020

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National slap ass day pt 2

Slap ass day ot 2 is wen you can slap anyone's ass (boy or girl)
Only for this day tho

John:come here
*Slaps his gf ass*
Kate:y did u do that
John: do u know what today is

Kate:no
John:its national slap ass day part 2

National slap ass day pt 2 is a second day out of the year when u can slap anyone's ass for a day

by I jusy make em November 9, 2020

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