Your Mum

A hoe

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok

by DeathSpagett May 25, 2022

Your Mom

That sexy bitch I be fucking.

"Hey who you be fucking?"

"Your Mom."

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Date your best friend day

Date your best friend do the day and they have to say yes on 27th May

You:wanna date for the day bestie
Bestie:Ofc it’s national date your best friend day

by Rattsjbs May 26, 2022

your nan sells Avon

when your nan sells avon

when your nan sells avon

by that edp445 man May 27, 2022

get it off your chest, doop

when someone’s passive aggressiveness leads to them being addressed, then sent

“since u chose to be negative & indirect, let me send u in the right direction… *clutches* get it off your chest, doop!”

by sretaw, trebor May 27, 2022

Your Mom

Your mother.

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Your mom.
Guy 1: not funny + didnt laugh + ratio

by barackobama69420 May 28, 2022

your dad

Your dad is the person who hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Person 1: Where's your dad?
Person 2: At the store getting milk since I was 7.

by Saistuya May 28, 2022