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Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 17, 2020
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between the two pits

Like down in the dumps, but not quite as bad.
Jim: how you doing today, Frank.
Frank: eh, between the two pits.
by Shine828 July 6, 2022
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Two-Buck-Chuck

An Australian slang word for a bottle of extremely cheap and nasty wine. Often confused with 'goon'.
Due to high alcohol taxes in Australia, despite the name, two-buck-chuck which once would've cost $2, may now cost anywhere up to $5.

The name is derived from its affect on the consumer, as drinking it very fast is potent and often makes the consumer quickly drunk and vomit violently.
It is often drunk for these above reasons- to get inebriated quickly and frugally.
Additonally- the action of vomiting quickly to sober yourself up, and to get back to partying is called having a "power-chuck".
"Do you want to get pre-drinks, before we got out?" "Nah, no time mate, I'm just gonna down a bottle of two-buck-chuck"
by A.Welles April 11, 2023
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Two-story billfold

When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.
Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.
by CSells March 19, 2004
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Two shits and a Fuck

A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.

When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.

Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.

2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
by _Shaybear_ November 22, 2011
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Two pees and a tripod

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.
EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!
by RainbowSocks12 July 1, 2011
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two-ball tonic

The wife had a sore throat, so I gave her a dose of two-ball tonic.
by Nite Owl December 22, 2005
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