When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.
Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
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Get the two way mirror mug.An Australian slang word for a bottle of extremely cheap and nasty wine. Often confused with 'goon'.
Due to high alcohol taxes in Australia, despite the name, two-buck-chuck which once would've cost $2, may now cost anywhere up to $5.
The name is derived from its affect on the consumer, as drinking it very fast is potent and often makes the consumer quickly drunk and vomit violently.
It is often drunk for these above reasons- to get inebriated quickly and frugally.
Additonally- the action of vomiting quickly to sober yourself up, and to get back to partying is called having a "power-chuck".
Due to high alcohol taxes in Australia, despite the name, two-buck-chuck which once would've cost $2, may now cost anywhere up to $5.
The name is derived from its affect on the consumer, as drinking it very fast is potent and often makes the consumer quickly drunk and vomit violently.
It is often drunk for these above reasons- to get inebriated quickly and frugally.
Additonally- the action of vomiting quickly to sober yourself up, and to get back to partying is called having a "power-chuck".
"Do you want to get pre-drinks, before we got out?" "Nah, no time mate, I'm just gonna down a bottle of two-buck-chuck"
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Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.
by CSells March 19, 2004
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EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!
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Get the two-ball tonic mug.A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
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