Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.

So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.

by coffeyman February 20, 2011

Shark

A fish.

James:I looked up shark today
Timmy:fuck off

by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023

Sharking

To date multiple people at once with no shame or remorse.

Shark a bitch!

You Sharking this Summer?

by Bcdfq June 9, 2025

shark

A way to have sex

Hey do you want to shark ifykwim

by crows are sick March 17, 2023

Shark

Plain old sea creature. Everyone knows it.

I love sharks.

by sfgbnbn March 20, 2023

Eaten by a Shark

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.

Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Jeff the land shark

Satans number 1 soldier (unless he’s on my team)

“FUCK THEY HAVE A Jeff the land shark”

by Toji? December 12, 2024