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Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.
So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.
by coffeyman February 20, 2011
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Shark

James:I looked up shark today
Timmy:fuck off
by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023
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Sharking

To date multiple people at once with no shame or remorse.
Shark a bitch!

You Sharking this Summer?
by Bcdfq June 9, 2025
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shark

by crows are sick March 17, 2023
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Shark

by sfgbnbn March 20, 2023
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Eaten by a Shark

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.
Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Jeff the land shark

Satans number 1 soldier (unless he’s on my team)
FUCK THEY HAVE A Jeff the land shark
by Toji? December 12, 2024
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