It takes two to Tandy is an uncommonly used turn of phrase used which is used in the context of when you want to Tandy by yourself but you need two.
by Tiny fucking mr feet February 17, 2017
"China number two!"
by SakuraNitrous March 11, 2022
A person who has a shit personality and is always trying to invade your friend group whilst not being invited. They are also very hard to get rid of.
by the rizzler2 February 10, 2023
When you Eiffel tower a chick, pass out and then she ghosts, and you wake up cuddling the other dude. It's not gay if it's a two gun cuddle.
by Homeschoolknows August 26, 2017
He's a proper Bobby-two-dinners
by Bobby-two-dinners April 30, 2019
A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
by _Shaybear_ June 07, 2011
When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.
EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!
by RainbowSocks12 June 30, 2011