by Cricket pants November 21, 2021
Get the Thomas kroonenburgmug. Thomas is a sped. He is an idiot who needs to be on the short bus. He is illiterate and can’t read. He was dropped multiple times as an infant.
by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
Get the Thomas Crewe-Readmug. A Gorgeous boy who will break your heart in moments time, but don’t tell him this, as he would feel horrible about it. He’s a great person. He acts very flirtatious with you even though he said he’d still treat you “like a friend.” If you’re sad he’ll do anything he can to make you laugh, even if that just means kicking your seat. He probably listens to some pretty epic music, and maybe he plays bass guitar. He’ll have just enough in common with you to where you’re sure he’s the one. But he’s probably not. We’ll see.
by theauthorguy February 29, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. Joshua Dylan Thomas is a ugly person but very smart. Likes to use electronics and is good at them. He likes to play videogames but isn't the greatest at them. Girls tend to hate or not think he's a cool guy but once they know him they think he's funny and a interesting guy.
by Nnnnaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeee123 November 11, 2017
Get the joshua dylan thomasmug. Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
by HotDog56 February 19, 2021
Get the Calvin Thomasmug. by BORING GEORGE HUNTER123 November 11, 2021
Get the THOMAS GALLAGHERmug.