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dirty fruit salad

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020
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Fucking fruit salad

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!
by Greyman63 June 17, 2019
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Nova Scotia salad

A salad made with Romaine lettuce leaves that has been fermented, deep inside the anal cavity, for several weeks. Will have the nice smell and texture of fresh salmon. Made famous by, The Canadian Young Pope.
Good day you Hoser, you want to try some of my Nova Scotia salad?
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!
by Anal OPA April 23, 2018
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test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end
Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.
by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015
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Nacho Salad Sandwich

A sandwich that has chips, nacho cheese sauce, lettuces, tomato, meat, and bread.
"Shmilly, will you get me a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"Sure, wait whats a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"A sandwich with nacho salad in it, duh."
by shmammom July 14, 2009
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Hamilton Egg Salad

A phrase that only the smartest use, Hamilton egg salad can mean many things. The person who asks you, “do you agree with Hamilton egg salad?” Don’t be confused, cause the right answer is always googa or yes. But make sure the person who says this is ok and mentally stable.
Hamilton egg salad.”
“What??”
Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”

“What is a hamilton egg salad”
When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”
by ARRGHHH September 9, 2023
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ceremonial salad toss

When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.
Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!

Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss
by Gayke123 December 2, 2022
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