Z

1. The last letter of the English alphabet

2. A letter with two pronunciations. One British one not

American: it’s zee you fucking retarted piece of shit!

British: It’s zed you fockin’ dumb cunt! Get it right next time innit!

American: *cocks gun* sorry, I can’t hear you. Please speak into my microphone

British: If you kill me, then it’s zed

You get the point

by BabiCar September 25, 2017

Z

The best letter of the alphabet, and no, it is not pronounced “zed,” you dumbasses.

Person 1: What’s your favorite lever?
Person 2: Zed
Person 1: We are not friends anymore.

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

z

if you've spent your time going through every fucking letter of the alphabet and now you're here, you deserve an award

Holy shit. You've gone through every letter in the alphabet and now you've reached z

by TheLastSparkl December 12, 2020

Z

Used for snoring in text and also when your cat walks over your keyboard once

Person: Z
Person 2: are you having a stroke?
Person: Z

by Bagel donut December 19, 2023

Z

OH MY- WHY THE F-CK WOULD U TYPE THAT UP

Z the last letter of the alphabet

by Cinos blader May 22, 2021

Z

are you•DUMB,• by any chance?

Why the F*** DID YOU SEARCH THE LETTER Z

by Cinos blader May 22, 2021

Z

The letter people replace a different letter with to make a word sound more hip than it is.

Guy- That kid is gettin drezzed for skizzool.
Guy's friend- He's also laughing at you.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019