the queer theory

created by me and my friend jasper

when someone just seems inexplicably queer but isn't

jasper: dude look at this picture of harry styles
me: omg it's so great to have a member of the lgbtqia+ community have light shone on them-
jasper: harry styles isn't gay
me: ...what?
jasper: harry styles isn't gay.
me: holy shit it's the queer theory

by jet lol May 30, 2022

Pedocon theory

The theory that political conservatives are inherently more prone to be pedophiles than other people on the political spectrum.

“Roy Moore is proof that pedocon theory is real.”

by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 January 6, 2024

PinSin Theory

The PinSin Theory is the theory created by Bossman and TM in 2025 that involves the Pinnicles, Sinnicles, and Jinnicles.

These are particles which its existence was not proven before the discovery by Bossman.

These particles have very unique properties and its discovery was a scientific breakthrough

The PinSin Theory was a breakthrough in the scientific community

by Mr TM. November 13, 2025

theory of forms

religion

theory of forms is religion

by khan126 December 2, 2017

White-Box Theory

Afterlife is a white-box that is the center of creation. All celestial bodies and lifeforms (like black holes, stars ; humans, and all other animals) are in this space along with anything that has been created or could be created by somebody. There is no book related to the White-Box Theory, this post is all there is. (so far ig)

Person 1: "What do you think happens after death?"
Person 2: "I believe in the White-Box Theory"
Person 1: "tf is that"
Person 2: "Search it up on urban dictionary, I just wanna go to sleep"

by Iridescent_Iris March 18, 2024

Vantix Theory

The theory that any user that uses Vantix Perm Software Utility will be blessed with life long lasting ud-ness

This user is gonna be plagued with the vantix theory

by sosa theory November 17, 2025

schrödinger's theory

someting is both not somthing and is something at the same time

bro schrödinger's theory gose like this dude, that fire is both hot and not hot until you touch it.

by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020