a person so dumb that you would think he has water where his brain should be....also see waterhead definition.
by DL...H20 May 18, 2010
Get the D-Low.2.0mug. The origin of the name caine lowe comes from modern-day Kentucky. It is commonly used to describe an inbred child with the mother and son, usually names Larry. But once in a while Larry and grandpa caine both team up Caine and show him his "Family tree" right in the ass. Caines usually weigh around 200-300 pounds and have no skills whatsoever. Caines typically are albino and have no eyebrows.
by BigDaddy1029384756 March 5, 2018
Get the Caine lowemug. A riff on when they go low, we go high. Meant to indicate an intent to respond to incivility or violence with GREATER incivility or violence. Gained popularity during the 2023 Titan submersible disaster.
Michelle Obama said, “When they go low, we go high” but I think that's bullshit. I think that when they go low, we go submarine
by purplebackpack89 March 27, 2024
Get the when they go low, we go submarinemug. A person who is so low and reckless that they will, in a circle of dove hunters, fire their shotgun at a bird below the horizon thereby peppering others at a civilized dove shoot with pellets possibly "shooting their eye out." In the South, families with members who are so low, so base, so deserving of no trust that they will shoot at a "low bird", cannot be trusted in any situation.
Low Bird Shooter: You can't trust that person as his family has a history of shooting at a low bird.
by drbailey25 December 30, 2021
Get the Low Bird Shootermug. Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*
A: Hey dude, check it out.
B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.
Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*
A: Hey dude, check it out.
B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.
Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”
by viosbio January 26, 2021
Get the Low As Ballsmug. 
by Lit Pr August 24, 2021
Get the low poly brainmug.