Skibidi Johnson

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.

Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"

Person 2: "No I am not!"

by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023

Ben Johnson

a spawner; one who doesn’t ever enter or exit an event, he simply appears

girl 1: have you ever seen that guy enter a room before?
girl 2: no he doesn’t walk in he just “Ben Johnsons” to places!
girl 1: wow that so hot!! i love guys who spawn!

by _joemama_ August 7, 2022

Gavin Johnson

An amazing tik toker who everyone wants to know who made him . The most perfect human being on this planet . Curly cute ass human being

God damn did u see gavin Johnson cute ass

Hot damn gavin Johnson

by lovesthisperfecthumab June 9, 2019

smoug the don johnson

The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.

The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.

Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!

by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018

Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.

Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.

by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024

5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.

She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.

by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015

Johnson

slang for penis

Yo I heard she was begging for that sweet Johnson tip!

by Benthe_epicgamer May 8, 2022