A woman that lost her light due to a break up. This usually happens to someone that finally gets close to someone, after having bad trust issues, and ends up getting their heart broken. The same goes for a guy. Just change the Ms. to Mr.
Friend: Hey there! What’s wrong?
Broken hearted person: My boyfriend left me...
Friend: Poor Ms. Moon...
Broken hearted person: My boyfriend left me...
Friend: Poor Ms. Moon...
by Run away while you can March 30, 2018
Tim: I should probably take out that meat in the fridge, it’s been there forever
Jake: Yeah you should, it’s beginning to look like Moon Meat
Jake: Yeah you should, it’s beginning to look like Moon Meat
by TwoLifez June 23, 2024
Tyler decided that a moon wasn't enough, he needed to go full Ultra-moon and show his penis and balls instead of his butt.
by Californiaboy73 September 17, 2020
Hey, Tod over there is always wearing an anime t-shirt and listening to J-pop. Do you think he has moon sickness?
by Madam Fortune August 11, 2021
by JRunsTheInternets October 07, 2022
When friend is another room with a glass or tainted window ,and another friend lifts you up to moon the person in the room.
“I was taking a shit and it was all fun and games until the bad moon rised. Or
I saw the bad moon rising
I saw the bad moon rising
by Salade Harry July 31, 2020
A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
by J.Clemintine February 06, 2025