Surprise

A lumpy fart.

Ralph, I just had a surprise and need to change my underwear.

by Al Berich October 22, 2018

surprise

surprise means tell me right now.

please tell me, it’s a surprise.

by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021

Surprise

A super offensive and racist word

Surprise mother fucker

by SebIdebIdeb November 04, 2021

Surprise

Surprise has 2 meaning; an unexpected event or gift; a polite way to say that a person was a mistake

hey serena, i have a surprise for you!

you werent planned, you were a surprise joe.

by _Deadly_PvP December 27, 2020

Surprise

It's the feeling you get when you've struggled with self loathing for years and when you try to find the meaning of your name, the typically most cynical and sarcastic place on the internet has the most heartwarming definitions for it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary!
- From an Ariana

What a surprise! For once the internet isn't as cruel as I thought!

by An Ariana January 09, 2020

California surprise

The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face

I gave her her great California surprise

by Nooooooodlfuck January 09, 2018

California surprise

the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.

"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."

by jimmy McDoogle July 01, 2012