When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.
Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"
by Katkattt January 25, 2017
by AkumasAss March 04, 2019
a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
by reallifenojoke July 22, 2021
by ahhhhhhhhdjgjckxksjsbz January 10, 2022
by Just figured out that I'm GAY! November 05, 2021
A person with male genitals who is under 5"5 and has a temper that goes off when their "ego" is diminished. This temper outburst usually ends with chaos tk all those around the "short d*ck anthem" person.
Flora- What is Joey's issue this time, he is yelling at everyone and having a temper tantrum"?
Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!
Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..
Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!
Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..
by Joyceepoocroo May 06, 2024