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A place where you barely have any freedom and also takes away half of your childhood and also your happiness and replaces it with anxiety and stress, School is an utter waste of time where teachers don’t even care they just do it all for money, You Learn useless bullshit that won’t even be useful in the future sitting in an uncomfortable chair. You are also supposed to bond with brainless teenagers who only care about money,sex,drugs and being a gangster. If that isn’t bad enough there is over priced dog shit food that’s just waste of money. You do the same thing over and over again class to class for almost all of your childhood. Overall school is just hell and education mixed together that wastes half of your childhood and time. And to top it all off you go to school for 14 years and you work for the rest of your time until you die.
Student 1: my happiness is gone
Student 2: must be school
by Juju teapot December 10, 2019
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School is a hell prision
by Big muscle man 69 January 6, 2020
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the quiet kid went to school with a guitar case even though he cant play guitar
by SIGNALSAVAGE January 10, 2020
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this is the result of many things as simple as lying that you are sick or the spread of a great pandemic. no school can be fun sometimes for example if you are home alone, or it can be very excruciating for example still having to do homework on the computer with parents home and if you faked your sickness then you will immediately be sent to test for COVID-19 or if this is any time in the past from 1921 to 2019 then you might do it wrong and still be sent to the doctor's office just to find out you weren't sick and now you have 10x chores to do.
friend 1: hey did you know there's no school for the rest of the year
friend 2: ya I think Americans were trying to get rid china but then it backfired and we just fulfilled a prophecy of the continuation of __20 plages

friend 1: ......
by .. / .- -- / -- . April 24, 2020
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school is vary bad dont go there like if you agree
by lallikalli05 February 10, 2020
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School WELL Let Me Tell You About School Fokes...

A Place Where Teachers Think EVERYBODYS FRIENDS! Where You Can Be At Home An Hour Later But it TAKES The Teachers An Hour To Go Over The Work. PLUS Libary is More Crap Because The Libary Teacher Talks About Her Life..Then Reads The Most Boring Book in The Universe. RAISE YOUR HAND OR GET A PUNISH LITTLE KIDS. Plus The Girls Bathrooms Are Stupid Because Whenever The Girls See A Not Flushed Situation...They Scream Then They Go Tell The Teacher Somebody Took A Big Poop in The Bathroom. And Where The Mean Girls Get A Big Fat Punch in The Face From Me. But Thats Just The 1 Good Part.

EXAMPLE
Mean Girl: I'AM PREGNANT I NEED TO GET A TEST (Dumb Look On Face)

Everyone: :O REALLY?

Mean Girl: See!

Everyone: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: Your Soo Retarded....*Punch's Face*

Everyone: OMG YAYYYYYYYYY *SINGS* PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND PLAY MY SONG AND THE BUTTERFLY'S FLY AWAY MOVING MY HIPS LIKE YEAH-

Me:*Walks Away To Friends*

Friends:???? Why Are They ALWAYS Singing???

School is................
by Cornflakes1125 August 12, 2012
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A place where people go to so they don't fail at life.
If you can't find x:If 1/2x +1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x +1/2(1/2x) = y, then you failed at life.Go to school.
by Nevershoutnever15 December 12, 2010
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