rule 234

If there is a username of a word you want, it will be taken.

Bro1:Hah! Bro I’m gonna make my username pussy
Bro2:ye that’s not gonna work
Bro1:what!?? You’re right! It didn’t work
Bro3:Rule 234!

by Rule 234 October 5, 2020

Newfield's Rule

In backgammon, when a game is played to the last roll, the looser can be given the opportunity to roll matching dice, and if the looser actually really matches the winner's last roll, the looser becomes the winner! this type of winning game is said to be won by "Newfield" or by "Newfield's Rule."

the game is down to the last roll and...

"Six and a four," I win.

Dude, not so fast. Six and a four? Alright...

(looser rolls the dice...)

"SIX AND FOUR. SIXTY FOUR. FOURTY FUCKING SIX!!" Yeah, taste that bi-atch.

"Tastes like cold chicken soup straight from the can!"

Say it. Say it. Say it now...SIX AND A FOUR."

"Shut it, buddy. I hate losing by Newfield's Rule. Now sit yer diaper-end down and gimme a rematch..."

"Now that's a Newfield! Shwoo."

by frap frap December 12, 2008

Rule 455

A general accepted rule about people on the internet being asses (455)

Mack:Dude this kid is flaming me cause he thinks he so tough sitting in a dark room with a computer in the safety of his home...
Vic:Well that's a Rule 455 right there.

by ShadowzB March 14, 2011

Rule 289

Garlic Bread is the most important Bae.
There should be no other foods before garlic bread
Garlic bread is the alpha and omega

Dude: Hey babe you want some garlic bread?
Girl: nah I hate that

Guy: get Out of my house right now rule 289
Girl: oh snap that’s the most important rule, I fail at life.

by GarlicAttack January 14, 2019

Rule 253

If you aren't listening to someone, then for every message, there must be an "mhm", "hm" or variation thereof.

Person 1: I just got an F on my test
Person 2: Mhm
Person 1: How about you?
Person 2: Mkay
Person 1: Did you just Rule 253 me?

by IsolatedWords January 14, 2021

Rule 536

Rule 536 states: "if it exists, there is a phobia of it."

Everyone is scared of something.

The number 536 comes from the year 536, which was nominated as the worst year in history to be alive.

This is the dark version of Rule 34.

Chad: "Man, I have a serious Rule 536 for spiders."

Brian: "Dude, I have a Rule 536 for green bubblegum."

Chad: "Bruuuuuuh."

by Dr. Drittunge February 9, 2021

ja rule

Cock Bitch, Punk Faggot

Anything that has a big mouth that is only satisfied with a cock in it.

by Geoffrey Atkins May 13, 2005