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Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.
“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”
by Solvalou October 26, 2022
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Pumping

underground plastic surgery that injects, or "pumps" silicone in certain areas.
person 1: "did you see Jessie lately? she cant afford surgery, she must've gone pumping"
person 2: "yeah! she looks good, but i hope it was done safely."
by ratgirl42069 November 1, 2022
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Pump Shotgun

Another fucking gun that people won't get the censored out of here with.
Amogus Person: *tries to reboot Amogus Crew-*
NoobCluck10: Pump Shotgun! *shoots amogus*
Amogus Person: *shoots back* No u
Screen reads: You killed: NoobCluck10
Amogus Person: Victory is mine!
*Boom Bow kills Amogus!*
Amogus: Sh!t
Screen reads: Killed by: ProEgg70
by JayMoneySpamsL2 December 7, 2021
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MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.
Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
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pump a pack

Get out there and pump a pack if you need money
by Oldiezguy March 31, 2022
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lean pump cycle

OMFG he used lean pump cycle
by anonymous April 1, 2022
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The Pump

The greatest feeling you can get in the gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym, is, the pump.
Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump.
Your muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode and it's really tight it's like someone's blowing air into your muscles it just blows up and it feels different. It feels fantastic.
It's ehh as satisfying to me as "Cumming" is, you know as ehh having sex with a woman and Cumming.
And so can you believe how much I am in heaven?
I'm like eh getting the feeling of Cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming, backstage when I pump up when I pose out in front 5000 people, I get the same feeling. So I'm Cumming day and night! I mean it's terrific, right? Ahaha, so you know I am in heaven!
by aurod April 16, 2022
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