post jizz whiz 

Urination following masturbation in which it feels as if you're ejaculating a second time.

Right after I came I hopped out of bed for the much anticipated post jizz whiz.

post jizz whiz by WetWilly4 September 11, 2011

Post Whore 

See: Dave from Canberra/Captain Obvious/Your Royal Hotness

Dave/Captain Obvious/Your Royal Hotness is a "Post WHore"

Post Whore by Alllllllmonde April 10, 2005

post-hardcore 

A type of heavy metal with fast drums, ranging screams, and brutal/cool breakdowns. Bands that are considered post-hardcore are: Suicide Silence, Job For A Cowboy, Asking Alexandria, Chelsea Grin, and White Chapel.

Loser: Asking Alexandria is so brutal!

Troll: They're not brutal retard! They're post-hardcore! LOSER! GO DIE IN A HOLE!

post-hardcore by LakeLisaGuitarist June 19, 2011

post whore 

one who has sex with posts. lots of posts

RandomizeR,

that guy is a post whore for sexing those posts.

post whore by bigmtdewdrinker September 9, 2008

post-sonic 

Musical composition that is completely inaudible.

John Cage's"4:33" was an early example of post-sonic composition.

post-sonic by C.O. August 29, 2006

post-ides 

The hangover after 2007 Ides of March. Often associated with too much March Madness partying.

yo, i got a mad case of the post-ides.

post-ides by bk girl December 15, 2008

Post-static

a person who, after getting into a verbal fight with you and apologizing, is still stubborn and upset with you.

Ralph: You suck!
Rick: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ralph: Me too
Rick: Okay
Ralph: But you are still stupid
Rick: God Ralph, you are such a post-static.

Post-static by YoPal August 20, 2007