Townes Boat Ride

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.
I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.
by Mister Campoloz July 04, 2011
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Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues
Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."
by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 25, 2009
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P Town

Nickname for the always wonderful Plainfield, Vermont. Known for "the wall" and the rec as the local hangout. Home to Positive Pie, the best pizza place in the world, if you haven't eaten their pizza, you haven't tasted pizza. Also home to River Run, a southern style restaurant, which serves many delicious southern foods, including catfish and fritters. Goddard College is also located in this wonderful town. And most importantly home to numerous hippies and red necks. Come visit us!
"Where do you live?"
"P Town, baby, Plainfield!!"
"Where the hell is that?"
"Like 10 mins. from Montpelier."
"Oh, I know where Montpelier is!"
by B-Marty February 17, 2007
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H- town

a suburb of Birmingham, AL. Known to dirty South gangstas and pimps as the real "H- town," (making more sense than Houston).
"Yo, home slice, let's roll over to "H- town" where the real gangstas play."
by Lukas W October 06, 2006
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College town bum

These are people who have finished their bachelor's degree but continue to live in a student apartment, drive a beater and occasionally look at finishing a master's some year.
Noah is a college town bum working a Joe job and smoking weed all afternoon.
by I, Wreckerrr April 03, 2021
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Little Pickle Town

One of the best animatic series of all time
I also advise you watch the whole thing to understand the definition
(Just search up Little Pickle Town on YouTube and a playlist should pop up)
Joe: Have you seen the new little pickle town animatic?
Milo: Yeah, I’m one of the characters
Joe: Wait, what?
Milo: Starts walking around while an amazing song is playing
by MrFrosty6487000 April 26, 2021
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K-Town Cradle

When you're banging a Koreatown tranny in the ass doggy style with her dick hanging down and both of your nut sacks are clapping together rhythmically like Newton's Cradle.
Scott heard a loud clapping sound coming from the top bunk of E40 so Jake turned the light on to see Trevor and Alexa doing the K-Town Cradle.
by TS Alexa January 27, 2021
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