October 27

National pa- my ass. it’s the day you must go to fucking church and go pray for your damn sins.

oh it’s october 27! it’s national-

stfu bitch it’s church day you stupid whore

by Dumb Le Monkey October 26, 2019

October 31

National kiss a skater boy day

It’s October 31st go kiss that boy

by Some Day October 27, 2019

October 31

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.” -Cady

Someone: What day is it again?

Me: October 31st which means I can dress up like a slut and no one can judge me about it

by cutecow October 27, 2019

October 30

October 30 is national beat your Friend day!

Friend 1: I’m gonna beat you
Friend 2: why? what did I do
Friend 1: it’s October 30

by Yourmadkid!!! October 28, 2019

October 30

National give your scrunchie day !

On october 30, give someone (maybe your crush) your scrunchie!

by erin837 October 28, 2019

October 30

Throw ur shortest friend day
Me:HI friend guess what
Her/him:what
Me:it's throw ur shortest friend day
Her/him:*runs*

Hey its October 30 u know what that means

by And I oof and I oof October 29, 2019

October 30

U got to slap or grab ur girlfriends ass and kiss!

Alex- oh omg its October 30
Jenna-oh yea

by Savage kid123321 October 29, 2019