Jammed Pubes

When your pubes get caught in your zipper

I was trying these new jeans and got a bad case of the Jammed Pubes.

by BigConCon December 14, 2024

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jam funez

the most handsomest person alive. jams the name of a boy who’s respectful, loving, and honest. friendly as well, VERY FRIENDLY. but it’s okay because he loves his amazing girlfriend and would never trade her i for the world. he also has 3 adorable dogs and 2 beautiful sisters and 1 handsome little brother on its away. jam is the best person on earth.

I want to be Jam Funez so bad

by kdotonnaset November 20, 2023

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<.7.97.6.>Having A fishbone Jammed your throat, makes individuals feel like they a reign on you, huh, lol.<.7.97.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

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Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

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Clam jam

When you assemble your fingers into an arrow shape or cranes beak and smash your girlfriend in the squish-mitten simultaneously screaming "CLAM JAM!!!!!"

Girl freind- " is it in yet?"
You-"clam jam bitch!"

by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016

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