The art of becoming a torch by blowing alcohol out of your mouth and lighting it with a match or lighter to produce a large flame.
by Craig Swoboda September 18, 2005

by oldredbox123 June 9, 2009

When having unprotected sex the male proceeds to ejaculate inside the girl knowing she is not on any birth control.
I was having sex with Jennifer and she told me she is not on the pill, I didn't care it felt so good I ended up blowing red lights.
by Gdub's September 14, 2011

Slang for chap stick or lip balm. Especially when applied frequently by loose women or men who are same-sex oriented.
by GreaseyLips November 22, 2013

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
by gulliblezine February 5, 2009

guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.
by woahwtfagainbbq May 26, 2010

(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.
{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.
{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.
{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.
{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?
Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.
Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.
Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
