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human blow torch

The art of becoming a torch by blowing alcohol out of your mouth and lighting it with a match or lighter to produce a large flame.
Craig did a naked beer bong on top of the wall while Adam did the human blow torch behind him!!
by Craig Swoboda September 18, 2005
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blow some dank

to smoke some highly potent weed.
"hey man lets go blow some dank"
by oldredbox123 June 9, 2009
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blowing red lights

When having unprotected sex the male proceeds to ejaculate inside the girl knowing she is not on any birth control.
I was having sex with Jennifer and she told me she is not on the pill, I didn't care it felt so good I ended up blowing red lights.
by Gdub's September 14, 2011
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Blow Job Grease

Slang for chap stick or lip balm. Especially when applied frequently by loose women or men who are same-sex oriented.
Look at Ted slathering on that blow job grease!
by GreaseyLips November 22, 2013
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blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
by gulliblezine February 5, 2009
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Blow-job bandit

a blow job bandit is someone who goes around giving one time blowjobs and you never see them again
guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.
by woahwtfagainbbq May 26, 2010
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Blow Job Philanthropist

(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.

{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.

{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?

Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.

Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
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