May 4

National potato day. Bring a potato to work

Ted: Hey Steve did you bring your potato today
Steve : no Ted why
Ted: it’s May 4!
Steve: so
Ted: it’s national potato day duh 🙄

by Yeeted potatoe December 12, 2019

May 3rd

From the Wattpad book Even the Stars Can Be Hollow, May 3rd is the day that smii7y lost the love of his life John to suicide

Ashley: Have you read Even the stars can be hollow?

Cam: yes May 3rd is always the worst date now

by Mandomandomando February 22, 2020

h-may

1. An acronym used to reflect the four words; i.h - how, ii. m - mad, iii. a -are, iv. you.

2. Used in an insulting manner or in manner of ridicule to described an individual's increasing anger, frustration, anxiety, or animosity.

1-2. H-may man since I blatantly humiliated you in front of everyone here today?

by nb*mb March 26, 2010

May Teh

Asian Balloons. Derived from the little asian world of Malay Melons - boy, those are what I call chicken fillets!!

Some Oceana regions have more experience with "May Teh" in the context of whoredom and sleaze-ness!

Have you seen the May Tehs on that! or I'd love a May Teh tonight!

by Shannan Kelly August 18, 2007

May 11th

my birthday
yay

me : its my birthday

people : really
me : yes may 11th
people : happy birthday

by loauee April 2, 2022

May 9

May 9 is a day where the most special person is born. This person is very kind sweet cute and very thoughtful. Their smile will melt your heart and every time you look at them you can’t stop smiling.

It’s may 9!
Guess whoever was born today is an amazing person!

by BellaJane1234 December 21, 2020

May 30

People born on May 30 are the sexiest people on fucking earth.
They might think they are not cute and that no one likes them

But actually everyone is into them, they're just afraid to be rejected

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They also have the best sex

F: Have you seen Emily? She's fine asf
X: IKR! She must be born on May 30
Z: I heard that she has amazing sex

by Iwasbornonmay39lol April 18, 2020