Matt lan

The biggest bunda in the planet that makes women jelly but is a cunt

"Matt lan come online"

by Lolilauren September 27, 2021

Matt

A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short

Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that

by smartgirl108 January 14, 2024

Matt

Matt- gets offended easily, sensitive , tries to use women for money , farts and blames others lmfao on that one ! Good looking but needs to fix his life goals and some company he keeps around .

Matt- good looking dude for a friend ... that is it

by Sunflower564 February 1, 2022

You're Matt Damon

You're the man (sometimes used sarcastically)

Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"

by P_Low September 13, 2023

Matt Memeo

My Physics of the universe teacher that gave me a C in high school

My teacher name is matt memeo

by sdgueoagw November 18, 2019

Matt Steve

A pretty cool, lowkey kinda dude. His name is Matt... or is it Steve? Most likely chases his Vodka with Red Bull.

"Hey what's that guys name at the front of the bar?"
"Oh the one chillin with Tony Fuego?"

"Yeah"

"That's Matt Steve"

by Amstan November 25, 2017

Matt

A complete and utter gaybo.

Hey bro, don't be such a Matt

by Mattispooncey July 29, 2021