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Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.
Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
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Math

The proper response to your math teacher asking you to show your work. May get you expelled.
"Okay, but why exactly is x=3?"
"'Cause math."
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Heaven
Synonyms: Life, Happiness, Love, God
Person 1: I love studying math
Person 2: ikr
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Bronx Math

bronx math suck mad dick the uniform ugly too
minaj: yoo i fucking hate bronx math

starkeisha: bitch me too let’s drop out
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Girl math

Girl please I slept with all those guys several years ago girl math says that they don't count when I slept with them recently.
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Miami Math

The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.
Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.
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