magic

science we just don’t understand

wow that guy can use magic to fly.

by $&38&’this account is haked622 June 10, 2018

MaGic

Where your gay and you do magic

Person 1: Hey do you like magic

Person 2: yeah aren’t you gay

Person 1: yes and we prefer Homosexual
Person 2: so you MaGic

by MightyBeast July 8, 2018

Magic sword

A dick

I have to go whip out the magic sword lmao

by Bk is a bitch April 1, 2020

Magic Johnson’s magic touch

Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.

This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.

by The cock slicer May 4, 2020

Magestick

Just the cool guy ever exist, also known as Nixtrome. And he also loves pokemon.

Magestick is the cool boi

by Magestick April 9, 2021

Magic cards

Men's contraceptive pill.

Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."

Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."

"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."

by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021

Magic Corndog

Shoving your erect cock into a Snickers and dunking it into a deep fryer. Traditionally served with a caramel drizzle.

"I went to the county fair and I got a Magic Corndog"

by StinkyBoiPussy April 21, 2022