Jeffrey Junior

When an individual loves an inantimate object so much that he/she gives it a pet name.

If you love that chair so much, why don't you Jeffrey Junior it?

by HGBrinks May 13, 2011

Jefferson County C-Section

An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.

Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?

Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.

by Candice's Momma January 17, 2012

Jeffort

A clubhouse for men named Jeff, Jeffrey, Jefferey, Fwee-Fwee and the like.

Hey, wanna go to the Jeffort after school, Jeff? Sure, Jeffrey, count me in.

by mrs downey junior September 20, 2012

Jefferson's syndrome

to have a lack of confidence pertaining to a school subject, leading the student to try to avoid getting called on by all means. Usually brought on by the teacher staring at you until you get the right answer. Has nothing to do with the president.
Symptoms include:
Nervousness
Seat slouching
reddening of the face
lack of confidence

I have had Jefferson's Syndrome ever since the teacher asked my to explain why the physics demo worked... followed by a five minute stare-down

by Isaac Semelwies March 21, 2013

jeffrey michael

He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.

Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!

I fell in love with Jeffrey Michael only to have my heart broken.

by Smileychica January 11, 2017

jeffary

Average height smart, nice and peaceful. Will make friends with you and give you a second chance if your nice to him/her.

Did you see jeffary and his new friend. Yeah he forgive everyone

by ThatJeffarygUy January 19, 2018

Jeffsession

- A group of people smoking marijuana, especially at 4:20 pm.

"What are you guys doing with that reefer?" "We're having a Jeffsession!"

by straight outta Makanda July 11, 2018