Jesus-packing

one who packs jesus in the ass

go to church u fucking jesus packer!

by satanic and loving it January 21, 2003

jesus did it

an expression you use at random and completely inappropriate moments to cause confusion and mass laughter

NAT: who stole my coats?
ME: Jesus did it, don't question it

by hanrose December 26, 2007

homeless jesus

exactly what it says...homeless Jesus. God kicked him out after a wild party. Yes, there IS a story. Currently, it isn't posted online. However, that will change.

The bible was propaganda. Homeless Jesus is my homeboy.

by Xns May 13, 2006

jesus moment

1. Any moment when you feel like jesus.

2. When you think of somthing happening, and then it happens.

"Whoa, I just thought about that building collapsing, and then it did!"

"Dude, you had a jesus moment"

"I must be jesus"

by HOBS09 November 11, 2006

Black Jesus

This is the real Jesus. Not to be confused with Mr. Jesus, YOUR JESUS, or Mickey Mouse Bullshit Jesus. This is the Jesus that you should thank for taking care of mediocre things in your daily life!

Shawn: So what is the deal, are we friends or not?

G-Sylce: I swear to Black Jesus is you pull this shit again, I'm going to cut you with my scissors... DRAMA

by SHenderson January 21, 2010

jesus boots

The best damn kind of boots there are

by Mike Truitt August 17, 2006

Jesus Bar

A bar located in the disabled toilets which non-disabled or disables uses may grip in the event of a bad bowel movement, grog bow, the shits etc. Users can then let a "jesus!" rip while taking a dump and clenching the bar.

"I took a massive dump ! It was like I was shitting a knife, thank god for the Jesus bar in the disabled toilets"

by LaurelE May 11, 2009